Vanilla Black , City of London

Scores out of 5: Veggie friendly : 5/5;  Vegan-friendly: 4/5; Value for money: 3.5/5, Quality of cooking : 4.5/5; Ambience : 4.5/5; Service: 4/5 ;Atmosphere: 3.5/5

As you all know, it was Mother's Day this past Sunday. So the boyfriend (R) and I had planned a special treat for his mom. The boyfriend's mom S, is a jolly good sport and she certainly appreciates the finer things in life. 

Vanilla Black is a restaurant that I've recently been reading rave reviews about; so, we looked at the menu listed on its website. And right from the word go, VB was a winner. The menu was entirely vegetarian (I was delighted !), the venue was clearly rather cool and posh (that would certainly suit S) and it offered a cheese toastie for starters (what more could the  philistine boyfriend ask for?). 

The lady taking the bookings was pleasant and helpful. We wanted to visit on the Sunday. VB isn't open at weekends,  so she suggested other dates and times when there was availability. 

We called again to revise the timing on our reservation. Again, the response was prompt and courteous. 

When we arrived, the seating had been arranged for  3, as per our booking . I think that's a nice touch - mostly when I order a table for 3, I tend to see 4 chairs with 3 place settings, here it was 3 chairs and 3 place settings, which made it feel like they had made a special effort. The tables themselves were set well-apart, giving a feeling of spaciousness and comfort. 

The restaurant is located near the Royal Courts of Justice and is tucked in a really unusual back-lane that is  a couple of minutes walk from Chancery Lane tube station; so its easy to get to on public transport. We asked the front-of-house manager why the place was called Vanilla Black . She was refreshingly honest and said that she's made the name up herself. Later we found out that Donna (our maitre'd) co-owns the place along with the talented chef Andrew Dargue. Apparently they wanted a memorable yet simple name, that had no particular references to anything (" Not every meat-serving restaurant is called The Pig's Trotters ", Donna un-selfconsciously pointed out. "We want to be known for being a good place to eat and not for a vegetarian-sounding name". Made sense! )

The waitress took our drinks order promptly and offered us some freshly baked bread-rolls . On the table, they had placed 2 types of  butter (one sea-salted and the other encrusted with pepper). The decor was simple and fairly minimalist and sophisticated  The table-ware was clean and un-fussy. Best of all, the restrooms were spotless and had really good-quality, thick paper napkins. Not the ones that disintegrate at the first sign of any moisture. That served as an early sign  that that this was certainly a classy act!! 

We caught up on S's recent trip to visit R's sister in Australia, and not long after the waitress arrived with the starters. 

R had ordered a potato and watercress-soup with goat's cheese crouton. I had the tomato pain perdue with grilled paneer and pickled vegetables and S had the Wenslydale cheesecake and toasted orange bread with peach chutney and cornichons (that's gherkins to the uninitiated). 

S's starter was definitely (and exquisitely) the winner in that round. The cheesecake was perfectly cooked and the gherkins added a really nice and unusual twist. The orange bread was strangely delicious to say the least and complemented the cheesecake perfectly. 

R enjoyed his soup, but to be quite honest it was simple and rather basic and I've managed a similar standard at home (or so, I believe). 

My starter was a bit of a let-down. For my palate, the paneer could have been seasoned better and was a bit bland. The pickled vegetables - I got pieces of cauliflower - provided a huge burst of wasabi-paste like flavour and worked well with the paneer by giving it  the kick it needed to take this dish away from very being very boring and ordinary ;  as for the tomato pain perdu - hmmmm I didn't care for it very much at all. 

On reflection though, all 3 of us demolished our starters but I can safely say that S's starter was head and shoulders above the rest. 

Our plates were collected promptly once we were done (A very pleasant change compared to some of the pretentious places in London - Don't you hate it when you pay loads of money and the service is still inattentive?). The service at VB was attentive yet fairly unobtrusive . It was not particularly smiley and obsequious but not surly either and some people like me might prefer that. 

We were given time to relax and talk and digest our starters and just as we were getting peckish again, the mains arrived.  

S had the Poached Duck Egg and Fossway Fleece Pudding with Hickory Smoked Potato Croquette and Pineapple pickle. The egg was beautifully and perfectly cooked and although it does gall me to call a main course a pudding, the cheese-y ensemble was gloriously executed and thoroughly enjoyable. S seemed to really enjoy it and I admit I felt very relieved . When I booked the meal, I had been fretting about whether  S would really enjoy the food given that it was entirely  vegetarian, but I needn't have worried; she enjoyed it thoroughly. 

I had the mushroom Duxelle Torte with a burgundy sauce and button onions and vegetables. Ooo-la-laa, this was fantastically fantastic.  The pastry was perfection itself - crisp , soft and flakey, all at the same time. The mushroom stuffing was beautifully cooked and, all-in-all this stole the show.  The burgundy sauce was unbearably good. My only slight suggestion would be for them to serve a wee bit more of the sauce than the small quantity originally dotted on the plate.  That said, they gracefully brought me some more of the sauce when I requested it. 

R had the Truffled Potato Bubble and Squeak with Red cabbage, cumin-spiced parsnip crisps, carrot puree and brown sauce. The main part of this main course was competently executed and R thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm personally not entirely sure that I could recognise a very strong truffle-flavour but the dish did taste rather good. The tiny parsnip crisps were neither here nor there and tasted of nothing while the red cabbage had a really strange and implacable kind of flavour that I did not care for much at all.

For pudding we went with one sticky toffee pudding between the three of us. The portion was generous. The pudding itself  was well-made and satisfying but I've certainly tasted better. In sum, pudding was nice enough but not exceptional in any way. 

When we finally settled our bill,  the meal had set us back £87 . There are 2 menus on offer. Depending on the menu you use it costs £18 for 2 courses and £23 for 3 or  £24 for two courses and £ 30 for 3. Our bill also covered 3 soft drinks and a 12.5 % service charge. The service charge was probably the only thing I would quibble about, but that would be anywhere else too. I don't care much for restaurants pre-including a charge such as this on the bill, when the food itself is not particularly cheaply priced and the service team consists of 1 waitress and 1 front-of-house manager who provide fairly competent (but not exceptional) service and particularly because I would rather put in a discretionary tip of my choice , and I will usually plump for at least 10% but I'd like to make the decision myself , thank you very much. When one is paying top whack, I think a pre-added service charge smacks  slightly of avarice (and I feel the same way of all restaurants that behave in this manner) ; service to my mind should  really be included within the price of the meal rather than as a separate add-on. In a place like this, having a pre-included, supposedly discretionary service charge feels like one is being held to ransom because questioning it might suggest one was unhappy with the service in the first place (which I clearly was not). 

So, the verdict - This restaurant is certainly in a league of its own when compared to other mainstream veggie restaurants in London. It is definitely a really good and much-needed veggie destination. The chef is clearly very skilled and the food quality is high throughout. It's on the expensive side; I did struggle to assign a value-for-money score in terms of how one judges that in a place like this . So unless you're loaded, this is not a daily lunch joint and it doesn't really aspire to be; it's somewhere to go to for a special occassion, with family / friends visiting from out-of-town or with senior / well-heeled business colleagues. On the other hand, given its mainstream fine-dining peers which tend to offer the staple mushroom risotto as the vegetarian option, I'd rather be at Vanilla Black than anywhere else when I pay this kind of money.

 It's a place where one can savour delicious flavours in a very relaxed setting. There is no pressure on turning tables  ; the service is of a high standard. Other than small-ish quibbles, there is virtually nothing I could fault with our experience on the day (Wow, that's a first !!)

We had a fantastic time. This is an independent business and in today's times, I'm keen to patronise non-chain places like this (when I can afford to) and I reckon many others amongst us are too. Vanilla Black is not your run-of-the-mill cheap-and-cheerful hippie-style veg cafe. It's a grown-up restaurant and deserves its well-earned reputation of being a fantastic place for all foodies (vegetarian, vegan or carnivore). Its a very fine example of fine dining that finally takes account of vegetarians. 

Note for vegans : VB offers a well-structured vegan menu, which even includes freshly-baked vegan bread. The menu must however be requested at the time of booking to ensure they have all the ingredients available on the day. I have also been notified by a reader that the vegan wine selection is limited to 2 choices. 

17-18 Tooks Court, London. EC4A 1LB

Govinda's , Soho Street (near Soho Square)

Scores out of 5: Veggie friendly : 5/5; Vegan-friendly : 3/5, Value for money: 4/5, Quality of cooking : 4/5; Ambience : 2/5; Service: 3/5 ;Atmosphere: 2.5/5

I left home at 5.45 am today; a really, really early start at work. The day's been rough and I didn't manage to get more than a banana for lunch. (And, as some of you know, a hungry FussyVeggie is a grumpy FussyVeggie).

I cheered up immediately though, when my dearest friend D, offered to buy me dinner and walk with me on my 8 mile trudge home. I hate the gym and I definitely need the exercise given my foodie habits, so I walk home from work  a couple of times a week (8-odd miles). It makes me feel so virtuous, that rather contrarily, I often stop off on the way home and reward myself with a nice, healthy (and preferably small) meal, so that I don't have to start cooking dinner when I get home just under two hours, after I've left work. 

D's keen to eat something Indian. I suggest Govinda's, the little restaurant on Soho St that's run by the people from ISKCON (the Hare Krishna people). [The Hare Krishna temple and a giftshop are in little rooms above the restaurant]. D's not too convinced. He's been there before with his wife and they thought the food tasted a bit weird, he says. I know what he means. Many years ago, I used to volunteer at a soup-kitchen type charitable venture run by the committed volunteers at the temple. (For those of you who want to know; the charity is called Food for Life, they cook their own food in the restaurant kitchen plus take any excess from the restaurant and serve it at Lincoln's Inn Fields most weekday evenings to the cold, hungry and homeless) . Another set of volunteers cooks the food for the restaurant itself. From what I understand, these people believe that they are cooking the food as an offering to Lord Krishna and that customers at the restaurant are then receiving it  with the Lord's blessings after He has been served the first portion from all the big pots of cooking. From what I recall, (and this may have changed since), I suspect that different sets of devotees cook the food at the kitchen at Govinda's every day, although, they do have a few regular volunteers who turn up on specific days. Consequently, because the volunteers believe they are preparing food for offering to Lord Krishna, they make a particular effort to use the best ingredients they can and they also tend to prepare the food with utmost sincerity.   However, the quality of cooking does vary to some degree on a day-to-day basis because although they try and prepare certain standard dishes to standard recipes, the volunteers' cooking styles differ slightly from person to person. So D's experience of what I think was really an "off-day" at the restaurant, is plausible . 

Since D doesn't seem too convinced by the place, we decide that we'll pick up a small take-away from Govinda's for my flatmate, and we will head into Soho for dinner. But when we get to the counter, D takes one look and caves in. 

For £8.50 each, we get an "all-you-can-eat thali".  A thali is a typical Indian plate of food consisting of an assortment of curries, rice, bread and so on. It is basically similar to a mixed platter in a main-course sense.

The Hare Krishna man at the counter serves us a hugely laden plate consisting of rice, two lentil dishes, 2 vegetable dishes, a poppadom, salad and a roll of bread. D kindly pays and we head back to the table. We also pay for a small extra portion of the special veg of the day - a paneer dish made with Indian cottage cheese. 

The dishes on the counter are definitely all vegetarian. It's a Hare-Krishna, strictly vegetarian policy. No eggs are used at all. But for the vegans among you, take care because a number of the dishes include dairy products, an experience you have no doubt confronted at many Indian restaurants where ghee (Indian clarified butter) is used in most dishes . 

D & I stagger to a corner table. It's a real miracle that someone as clumsy as me survives the Ikea-looking-furniture obstacle course. That's one of the problems with this restaurant. The tables are set too close. D & I are intrigued by the Hare Krishna devotee fervently trying to explain his faith to his dinner partner at the next table. We are then distracted by the hippie-ish woman at the next table who's having a discussion with a chap who sounds like he's helping her get a movie produced. Eavesdropping is dreadfully easy, given that the tables appear not more than a foot-and-a-bit apart from each other.  

D and I tuck into our meals. D regales me with stories of the scrapes he (and a few of our friends) got into when they first came to London. I'm drawn in by gossip from old friends and D's wonderful story-telling ability. But occasionally my attention wanders, to the yummy food on my plate. The two daals (lentils) are cooked really well and taste fantastically and authentically Indian. The curries too, are perfectly seasoned and very tasty. The food isn't too spicy; but is so authentically Indian I wonder how that is. I then realise why. This is my grandmom's style of cooking. Not too much spice, but a flavoursome gravy for the curry which highlights the original flavours of the main vegetables rather than drowning it in chillies or other spice combinations. No wonder it tastes like home food. 

D too is very impressed. He keeps thanking me for suggesting we came to Govinda's . He's changed his mind about this place. "Maybe the wife and I came on a really bad day last time, or maybe I had my expectations set too low as a result this time; but the food is really good. I can't resist this even though I am so full" he says. I know what he means. I am now bursting at the seams and my plate still hasn't been licked clean. No chance of using that all-you-can-eat facility whatsoever.  I can't and indeed shouldn't eat another morsel, let alone re-piling stuff onto my plate. 

It's finally time to head out; D and I roll out and I feel obliged to walk for at least another half hour to digest the fabulous meal we have just had. 

I'm a happy, stuffed mock-pig. So I decide to update this blog and allow you to partake in my gluttony. 

**By the way, if you're not religious / interested in the Hare Krishna stuff, don't get too put off . There is no preaching / proselytising inside the restaurant except for the Hare-Krishna's tapes running on stereo through the restaurant at a low volume.  But, if any devotee does approach you to spread the word, feel free to be straight and tell them you aren't interested. It's as easy as that. 

Govinda's, Soho St, Off Soho Square (nearest tube : Tottenham Court Road)

Eat and Two Veg, Marylebone High St

THIS RESTAURANT HAS NOW CLOSED


Scores out of 5: Veggie friendly : 5/5; Vegan-friendly: 5/5 (to be reconfirmed); Value for money: 3/5, Quality of cooking : 3.5/5; Ambience : 4/5; Service: 3/5 ;Atmosphere: 3/5

It's a sunny Tuesday afternoon and after a spot of window-shopping in Oxford St , I head to fashionable Marylebone High St. I'm going to meet M, the manager of the local Oxfam shop, where I volunteer. 

M's a committed meat-eater and invariably we verbally spar (nicely) about my vegetarian leanings. It's been a while since we met, so I offer to buy him lunch at the local vegetarian place - Eat and Two Veg. All dishes at this place are 100% vegetarian or vegan so, after some mock-moaning, M agrees to join me. 

Eat and Two Veg reminds me of an old-style American diner with its comfy booth seats. In the past when I've visited, the waiters have guarded these comfy sofa seats with their lives, directing smaller parties to the less-nice normal chairs and tables. Today though, we are in luck, and are waved through to a cosy little nook. 

In places like this, I feel obliged to order a burger and a milkshake. I'm on a diet. So I reluctantly forego the shake and plump for the cheeseburger. Martin grudgingly orders the bangers and mash. He regales me with stories of his naughty 8-month old son and before long our food arrives. 

My cheeseburger is served with a huge helping of thin-cut fries, coleslaw and a mixed salad. The burger is good; the bun is firm but yielding, the chutney inside (although not my favourite, is quite nice and the pickle is good-quality). The soya-patty inside is on the good side of 'o.k.'. The fries are more-ish and the mustard dressing on the mixed salad is exceedingly good ,as is the coleslaw. 

Martin reluctantly admits that his plate of food is a lot better than he expected from anything vegetarian. He warns me not to quote him. "If you tell anybody I liked veggie food, I'll pretend we never came here", he says. He can't resist nicking a few chips from my plate though.  He thinks that this place does good, traditional cooking. 

I concur - I've eaten at Eat and Two Veg on more than one occasion. I've always found that their food is competently prepared. Other dishes I have tried and can recommend are a Rendang curry (which is a wee bit too mild for my liking), an unbelieveably good mushroom stroganoff-ish dish (which has now unfortunately been taken off the menu, but could come back if enough of us ask for it), the crispy mock-duck pancakes (nice but a bit expensive for what they are) and the veggie all-day breakfast (although I don't think the sausages are anything special). 

The service is passable , not un-friendly but not particularly outstanding. The prices are definitely Marylebone High St prices . Our meal which consists of two main courses , and no drinks adds up to twenty pounds. (Somewhat justifiable given that the food is definitely well-prepared.) It's not particularly cheap, so definitely not a daily-visit type place for someone like me. 

However Eat and Two Veg, is definitely the kind of reliable place one can go to for a nice Sunday afternoon meal with family or a quick bite after a spot of shopping on Oxford Street.  It's relaxed, it's simple. 
Its somewhere you can take carnivorous friends to, for a veggie meal. I'm sure the veggie comfort food will win them over. 

Note for vegans: Although a vegan option has been listed on the menu , the choices are more limited than the vegetarian options. Please call ahead or check the website to ensure you don't have a wasted journey. 

Eat and Two Veg, Marylebone High St

Whitecross Street Market - London EC1 (near the Barbican)

Scores out of 5: Veggie friendly : 4/5;  Vegan friendly - 3/5; Value for money: 5/5; Quality of cooking : 4/5; Ambience : 3/5; Service: 4/5 ;Atmosphere: 3.5/5

Working in the City, and being a veggie who doesn't like cross-contamination (which is rampant in local sandwich bars), one gets accustomed to a hurried lunch at the desk typically consisting of a fairly unimaginative soggy sandwich from the local supermarket. (Unless of course, one is organised and sensible enough to bring one's lunch in.) Which is why, it's a real treat to be within walking distance of  this fantastic little food alley, that's really quite veggie-friendly. 

Whitecross St is just a short walk from Barbican, Moorgate and Old Street stations. It lies just behind the Golden lane estate and a short hop, skip and jump from the local Waitrose. 

The market runs Mon-Fri and the veggie stalls I list below are usually open on all those days. There is supposedly a specialist food market on Thursdays and Fridays, but the regular weekday stalls are not particularly augmented in terms of  more veggie stalls or options on these two days, although the market is busier and has more food stalls on Thu/Fri. 

 Typically the food stalls pitch up at about noon and are mostly out of food by about 2, although the market website says the stalls are on till 5 pm. 

Although there is no standard layout to the market, typical stalls include Hoxton falafel (about half-way up and  with the 'long but quickly dealt-with' queue) , Mantra serving well-cooked Indian food (at the Waitrose-end) and the burrito shop which serves one veggie option. There are also other stalls serving Thai, traditional English and Asian cuisine. That said, I haven't noted these other stalls to be particularly veggie-friendly although they do serve vegetarian options. For instance, I detected a strong whiff of fish-sauce in the "vegetarian" curry served by the Thai stall. At the burrito shop as well, I sense a strong possibility for cross-contamination with the chicken/beef (but that could be me being paranoid), as atleast the chef in particular seems to be really clear about vegetarian options.

The falafel shop and Mantra are the best options for both vegetarians and vegans. The food is cooked to a very high standard for street food and its really easy on the pocket. The falafel with all the trimmings only adds up to £4.50 and for about £3 you can get a fantastic meal at Mantra consisting of 2 curries, rice etc. I strongly recommend both stalls for service and a really friendly attitude too. 

There are also a few, nice, cake and pudding shops, although these are somewhat more expensive and stall owners are a bit confused about what the terms vegetarian / vegan mean. ("Oh, you're vegetarian, so that dish contains butter and you can't have it " is a common, confused response; so I dont expect them to have thought about gelatine / animal rennet usage .)

The one thing some people get quite concerned about with street markets is the levels of hygiene and cleanliness. All I can say is that I eat there almost every day and haven't fallen ill to date. 

The market is quite busy , so there's nowhere to sit down and eat within the market itself. But there are tiny parks in the lanes nearby where you can sit down and enjoy your lunch. The local , slightly grotty pub on the corner called the Two Brewers, allows you to bring in your lunch from the market, if you buy a drink. The pub is quite friendly but you have to get there early to get a decent table so you don't end up  wedged in beside the stinky toilet , the dart board or the constantly swinging front-door. It's quite down-to-earth, so don't expect somewhere gastro-pubby :-); just relax and enjoy your pint. 

There is also a veggie sit-down restaurant called Carnevale on the same street (which I will review separately).

Last but not least, local attractions which you might wander to, if you're heading to the market and don't have to return to your desk are
  1. the Barbican with its varied attractions
  2. the temple of Mithras (haven't been)
  3. a couple of art galleries
  4. the local church which has been converted into a concert hall for the London Symphony Orchestra and often has free lunchtime concerts
  5. Bunhill fields
  6. the Guildhall
Whitecross Street Market
www.hoxtonbeach.com





Woodlands - Hampstead (also at Marylebone Lane, Panton St and more)

Scores out of 5: Veggie friendly : 5/5; Value for money: 3/5, Quality of cooking : 3.5/5; Ambience : 4/5; Service: 4/5 ;Atmosphere: 3.5/5

It's Monday evening. It's been a very busy day at work and now I'm heading to Hampstead with my  best friend, my sister, my flat-mate, my best friend's husband and the little lady who's top of my priority list at the moment (my cutey-pie 17-month old monster niece)

P (the best-friend's husband) is a South Indian like me and has set my taste buds in motion by reminding me earlier in the day of our favourite South Indian restaurants in Bangalore, Bombay and Madras. He is missing "proper" South Indian food. One can find decent North-Indian food at quite a few restaurants across the U.K. But most Indian restaurants in the West don't do the dosas, uttappas and idlis that we love. He wants to head to Sagar (For further details check out my musings on South Indian food within the review of Sagar, the restaurant in Hammersmith) for some serious grub. But he's tired, cold and also has a two-hour journey home outside of London. So I've hit upon a good half-way house - Woodlands in Hampstead. 

Woodlands is a chain us Bombayites have known since we were kids. Its known for staple, decent meals. Nothing too exciting! Just a very middle-class offering frequented when it was a parent's birthday /anniversary (middle class compared to the more working class origins of the Sagars of the Indian udipi restaurant scene). When I was in my first job in India, the bunch of us young green graduates would head to the local Woodlands, usually after our pay-day for a meal; a sign that we had finally "arrived" and were "grown-up" and could afford a meal at the kind of place our parents would go to. 

In London though, despite being paid in pounds now, I've always found Woodlands to be a bit over-priced for what it offers. Although the ambience is usually decent, I've often found the food quality to be patchy. But I must admit to applying really strict South-Indian standards here. ( I can be really unforgiving when it comes to South Indian food).

We head to Woodlands because I know that P, the flat-mate and the best friend are a lot more forgiving on food-quality than I am. Hell ! The meanies ganged up and spent most of the meal reminding me how un-fussy I used to be ["You'd eat anything", " You're so bl**dy fussy", "You're a real pain in the ...", " Don't you dare complain about the food", and so on to be precise]  and what a food-snob I am now. 

I ignore their jibes and focus on my lovely niece who is un-musically banging on the table with her fork and knife. 

Between the 5 of us we order a thali (which is a lot like a set menu, but is basically a plate with about 8-9 different curries and gravies on it in addition to bread and rice), a plate of idli (the one dish every decent South Indian restaurant worth its salt, must do well), a rava masala dosa (a special lentil pancake filled with spiced potato) and an onion uttapa ( another lentil and rice pancake variation that includes chopped green chillies and onions).

Our thali is fairly good. It's got a good spread of different curries of which the veg kurma (mixed veg in a coconutty-gravy) is definitely the highlight. Our mini-starter of sev puri (a street food from bombay which is made with atleast a dozen different main ingredients) is very good.  The lemon rice , the palak paneer curry (cottage cheese in spinach) and the daal (tempered lentils) are all the right-side of mediocre. The rotis (indian breads) are fresh and wholesome. The food (unlike some of the rubbish served at so-called Indian restaurants) is well-spiced but not so hot that one can't taste any flavours. 

The masala dosa looks good, but hasn't been cooked to my exacting standards. I can still taste the uncooked-ness of the batter and the potato filling, although fresh, lacks depth of flavour. The sambar (lentil dipping sauce) that accompanies it , tastes of having been burnt. The chutney (coconut dip) is not seasoned properly.

The onion utappa is fabulous. Although P originally ordered it, I keep passing my plate over for "just another small piece". He generously shares ; I wouldn't if I were in his shoes, the utappa is yummmy. 

The big decider for P & me is the idli. Idlis are the safest thing you can eat if you are in India (one because its a steamed dish and two, because its hard to mess up). The idlis at Woodlands dont taste authentic at all. They taste of the microwaved idlis I make from the cheap and nastly ready-mix pack. But I have eaten much better Idlis at Woodlands in the past. Perhaps we just got a really bad batch this evening. 


The puddings are poor; we tried the gulab jamun and the sheera (both traditional indian sweets), which to my Indian palate were not properly cooked or "sweet enough".

This evening we were at the restaurant for a  good couple of hours with a chatty 17-month old who luckily didn't thrown a tantrum but wasn't really going to be confined to her seat either. But the staff were attentive and in-obtrusive throughout. They made us feel welcome without being overly pushy or trying to ingratiate themselves. The place was fairly empty on a weekday, but I've generally found the staff to be accommodative of children even at busy times. 

The service was flawless. P is happy. The South Indian in him has been appeased by the utappa despite the sub-standard  idli ; so I'm pleased. We get the bill. It works out to roughly £17 a head including a soft drink each. Not super-expensive but definitely not as cheap and value-for-money as some of the other more authentic South Indian restaurants I have reviewed. That said, it's shaved off a good hour off potential journeys to the more traditional outposts of good South-Indian 'food-meccas"

The meal is over. P has kindly paid; he's being all Indian big-brotherly and generous despite unhesitatingly taking the mick out of me all evening. I get horridly sentimental. I can't believe that after ten years, the best friend has finally moved to the U.K. and I'll get to see my little niece grow up. I feel really glad that we are all here together. 

So Woodlands gets a big thumbs-up despite a few hiccups ! One to visit again if only to relive the memories of happy times. 





Wagamama's - Moorgate / Wigmore Street / Camden and at other locations

Scores out of 5: Veggie friendly : 3/5; Value for money: 4/5, Quality of cooking : 3.5/5; Ambience : 3/5; Service: 4/5 ;Atmosphere: 3/5
Whenever a bunch of us from work want a quick, reasonably-priced, hot lunch, we head to our local Wagamama's. If you don't have an aversion to Oriental food, then Wagamama pretty much has something for everyone; including us vegetarians (I'm not sure of the vegan options though). 
For those of you unfamiliar with the place , the seating is pretty much like it would be in a school cafetaria  -long rows of benches laid out one alongside the next. For some reason all Wagamama's seem to have really poor acoustics. So its not the kind of place for a romantic date and you invariably have to focus on your food and avoid conversation (or strain really hard to hear what your mates are saying). This can sometimes be a good thing, especially when the food is hot and you are tired of the office gossip. That said, at the Moorgate Waga's I've often inadvertently eavesdropped on gossip from unnamed other banks because the next set of people is seated just an elbow-nudge away. The poor acoustics could partly be attributed to the fact that Waga's is almost always packed to the gills at lunchtime, but more honestly , I think it has more to do with the layout, building materials and set-up of the place.  
Starters at Wagamama are probably best avoided by veggies; they are unimaginative !! The grilled asparagus is not really worth it; one pays £4.10 for a 4-5 asparagus spears with a light tasteless dressing - not spectacular at all. The edamame is another rip-off at £3.50 for a small bowl; I think edamame (on account of its simplicity) is best cooked at home; for the same money you'll get more than  a kilo of the frozen  from your local Chinese / Korean supermarket and it takes only a couple of minutes of boiling in salted water, plus it's a really nutritious snack.  The yasai gyoza (vegetarian dumplings) are tempting. But a big warning here. There have been a couple of times in the past few years when I have been served the chicken dumplings rather than the veggie ones.  They look exactly the same from the outside. Except that the veggie ones are served with a single leaf of parsley on top, to tell the waiting staff of its veggie-ness. I bit into one once before I realised it had chicken inside and then given my incredibly fussy veggie-ness, spent 20 mins in the restroom cleaning my mouth; that said, they were really apologetic and seemed to mean it genuinely. This chickeny-mishap happened once again a few months later (both times at the Canary Wharf branch) but this time I had been savvy enough to cut open the gyoza and check, so i wasn't as miserable, although it was a bit yucky to be honest. This kind of serial mistake makes a committed veggie like me quite annoyed and I must admit, I did give the Wagamama chain a miss for a while after. That said, the pleasantness of the waiting staff, their willingness to add or remove ingredients as per one's choice and the generally good value have drawn me back
In terms of mains, if you're looking for something soupy, you should try the soupy-noodly saien soba. Top tip : Have it on the udon (egg-free thick) noodles as Udon noodles hold their texture better in the boiling hot, soupy liquid. the standard noodles end up with the texture of bread thats been soaked in warm milk for days - i.e. mulchy.  If you prefer a more stir-fried kind of noodle, head for the yasai yaki soba. Its a soya-sauce flavoured stir-fry with really fantastic-tasting, shocking pink, pickled ginger on top of the noodles. 
And if you like your rice try the yasai katsu curry ( consisting of plain rice topped with breaded aubergines / other vegetables and a weird curry sauce) or the yasai cha han (vegetable fried rice). I tend to order the vegetarian dishes with the "no-egg" option because  I'm somehow never entirely sure if the egg served is free-range and given that the eggy pieces often smell a bit weird to me (and this could be a personal thing),  I prefer not to take the risk of things going wrong when its rush-time lunch hour for the chefs. 
All the veggie mains are REALLY NICE. 
Note: With the yasai cha han (fried rice), Wagamama serves a miso soup for free. If you are careful about your vegetarianism, I'd suggest avoiding this, as it smells a bit sea-foody to me. But that could be my imagination. However I must note here, that the dish is labelled as vegetarian and Wagamama seems pretty serious about its vegetarian labelling even if its staff sometimes make mistakes during a service. 
[ Its worth noting here that at last count , I found that sushi chain Itsu's vegetarian dumpling soup wasnt vegetarian at all, although the dumplings are vegetarian, the soup as a whole isn't ; I smelled something fishy in it and after several enquiries I was told by the then Canary Wharf branch manager that apparently they forgot (for a while) to mention that they use bonito (tuna) flakes in the soup. I haven't eaten at Itsu since; The attitude reminded me of the great Mars-bar debacle when Masterfoods was very strenuously insisting at one point that some vegetarians are happy to consume products containing animal-derived whey / animal rennet. Just an annoying lack of sensitivity to vegetarians that I will not tolerate]

Back to Wagamama - Drinks that are available at Waga include Japanese beer, sake' and fresh fruit juices (which I tend to plump for and are invariably quite good and very refreshing and healthy)
Main course portions are fairly substantial at Wagamama's. So I haven't really tried very many puds at Waga. Of the ones I've tried , the chocolate cake with wasabi paste was vile. The pavlova is ok. 
In summary, Wagamama has a decent selection of vegetarian options, the staff are veggie-friendly and it's good value. Stick with a few staples and you will do well and come away with a full tummy. Don't expect gourmet food though and you won't come away disappointed. 

www.wagamama.co.uk
City Point Moorgate or Wigmore St (behind Selfridges) and other locations

Red Veg - Dean Street, Soho

Scores out of 5: Veggie friendly : 5/5; Value for money: 1/5, Quality of cooking : 0/5; Ambience : 1/5; Service: 1/5 ;Atmosphere: 0/5

It's been a lazy weekend. I've been unwell this past week and have been feeling a bit sorry for myself. It's been raining, so the planned walk with the grumpy flat-mate has been put off.  Instead I decide to indulge in some retail therapy (well , credit-crunched retail therapy - i.e. go and try and exchange the watch that's broken down less than 4 months after you bought it) and then plan to grab a veggie burger. Somehow I manage to con the flat-mate into accompanying me. 

I niftily finish off my shopping. The grumpy flat-mate is now less grumpy. He is looking forward to a nice plate of chips. For once, Oxford St is virtually shopper-free on a Sunday afternoon and there are no crowds . So we make it rather quickly to Red Veg in Soho's Dean Street. I'm really looking forward to this meal. I've read about Red Veg and the reviews have been fairly good; I am salivating at the thought of really good veggie burgers and hotdogs. 

Walking into RedVeg, I'm not particularly impressed. It feels like I've walked into a really tiny kebab shop. White walls, a steel counter with not much in it, specials scrawled rather out-of-sight on the board and a little window, with a serving tray-ish hatch (like the ones at McDonalds where burgers pile up) connecting the kitchen with the counter. A lone member of staff, politely distracts herself from a phone call to take our order. A veggie burger with cheese, a portion of chips and some cheese-stuffed Jalapeno peppers. We pay up less than a tenner and wait for our order to make its way out of the kitchen.

Grabbing a drink each (£0.95), we seat ourselves in the sad-looking seating area by the window. The lady at the counter resumes her telephone chat. There's only space in this tiny place for about 2-3 tables at a time and (unlike Maoz falafel nearby) unfortunately that doesn't make this place feel cosy and welcoming at all. The flat-mate and I make small talk as we watch the shoppers filter into Tesco nearby and soon enough, our food is ready. We head to the counter to pick it up and start munching soon after.  

The chips are fried in what tastes like days-old oil . They have that disgusting smell you remember from the bus when some teenager nearby is carrying some fried-chicken and chips. The flat-mate doesn't mind them; he thinks they are better than the ones at McD's. I still can't stand them.

The burger consists of a soggy bun, some brown-ing lettuce, a slice each of onion and pickle, lots of chemically-enhanced ketchup and a burger-inside that tastes of nothing recognisable. In fact, I open and double-check the burger, because it certainly doesn't taste vegetarian or like anything else for that matter. 

The jalapenos are slightly nicer; they are at least crispy on the outside, even if they do smell like they've been in cheap  cardboard wrapping for far too long. 

I'm disappointed. I can't believe this place made it to a recently published rather famous list of "good cheap eats in London"; I'm definitely not in repeat-customer mode. 

The food is vile. The ambience is dire. The place has no personality . 

We head out less than 20 minutes later. Its been a wasted journey. 

The sum and substance of this review -- Red Veg is cheap..... but the food is nasty. And so, in my book, however cheap it is, it's certainly not value for money. Definitely one to avoid !! 

www.redveg.com
95, Dean St, London